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If you had the choice, whether to fart during a job interview or during your wedding, which would you pick? And why? -Joe_XXX
1/9/2004 - 10:20PM - phillys
Blog topic from ChrisChoi's BloGraBag. Props to the genius.
If that's the case, I would choose to fart during a job interview. I would personally prefer to fart at the 6th minute cause after the 5th minute, the interviewer would already have a 5-minute first impression of me already. From that 5 minutes, he would think I'm a decent, nice, smooth-talking, suave, polite and confident man. Little does he know that I would give him the REAL introduction of me when he least expected it. Imagine this; you are sitting in small confined room, talking one-on-one to your interviewer about life and the prospects of you working in a huge multi-million dollar company. Then out of a sudden, "pppuuuuuttttt....ppffffftttiissshhh.." A weird aroma seems to fill the air. It was the defining moment of the interview. It was a moment to be spent in silence. You closed your eyes and fantasy about the dinner that you ate last night. You opened your eyes only to find your interviewer lying flat on the ground gasping for air.
So, yeah... that's about it. No, I really dont think I want to talk about why I wouldnt fart on my wedding. It's pretty darn obvious.
Mood: Bored.
Music: United Live - Consuming Fire
And the angels in heaven rejoices!!
24/8/04 - 10:33PM - phillys
Hay guys. I just got back from W@P 2004 last night and I have so many good things to share! God is indeed good. Yesterday, during the night concert(lead by Glad Tidings PJ), MANY new souls were snatched from hell and transported to heaven! Praise the Lord! Even better, 7 of them are Kluang people :) And guess what? One of them is my own dear sister, Yi Wan :) That's right. Now, not only will I be stuck with my sister in the same family, I'll also be stuck with her for ETERNITY! If I die now, I can be sure to see her in heaven :)
God is good. However, the worst thing that could ever happen to a new believer happened right after my sister accepted Christ as her Lord and Saviour. She lost her phone. A Nokia 3200 is missing. Well, she was definitely upset(while I was speechless with joy for her salvation) but we prayed. The whole bus prayed. I called the Hebronites(the host of the concert) to help me look for a lost Red/Yellow-ish tint Nokia 3200 phone. But unfortunately, no good news. So, I went home, fearing for my life. I explained things to my parents for my sister. Turns out that my parents are all cool about it :p Praise the Lord! So many awesome things have happened! Too many, in fact :) God is good, all the time.
Mood: Optimistic
Music: Nothing
Planet Shakers - Nights of Fire 2004
6/8/04 - 7:06PM - phillys
As many of you may have already know, I went to a concert on the recent Wednesday(4/8/04)! It's the PLANET SHAKERS!!! Woohooo! It's one of my most favouritest band of all time. They were awesome that night and they blew me away. They're 'wicked' :) As promised, I've put up loads of pictures(but that's only a small portion) here. Have fun with these pics, boys!
Mood: Over-sensitive
Music: Youth Alive Queensland - I Believe in Jesus
Welcome, to the Fight Club
26/7/04 - 6:37PM - phillys
I've just got my dirty oily hands on great classics like Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption and Schindler's List :) I'll try to watch 'em when I'm free. So far, I've only watched a little bit of Fight Club and to be honest, I'm loving every moment of it. Be it the good clean schizo humor or the 'dark' jokes. Oh yeah, I wanna throw in a new word too.
stereosyllabic
adj., verb, noun, whatever, i dont know
The ability to speak the exact opposite of monosyllabic. Like saying many words as a reply instead of 'single-word' answers. Usually used to describe someone who finally got away from being monosyllabic on the net.
e.g: I thought I suck enough at being stereosyllabic when I talk so I wanna try being monosyllabic.
Uhh....try not to use it, alright? You will get lots of loving. Yes, LOTS of 'em.
Mood: Nausea-tic
Music: Blessed Union of Souls - She Likes Me for Me
Exam blues
15/7/04 - 6:11PM - phillys
I'll be sitting for my 3rd test next week. Oh. My. Gosh. THIRD TEST. It's this time of the year again when I just stare blankly at the monitor and thought to myself, "Dude, it's July already. Where on earth are you, man?"
It seemed yesterday that I just started Additional Mathematics and I thought it was hell on earth.
It seemed yesterday that I just started my first Modern Mathematics class and I thought it was harder than Add. Math.
It seemed yesterday that I just sat for my first Form 4 test and I couldnt organise my time properly(and still cant).
Everything seemed so yesterday. Yes, it seemed just yesterday...
By the way, since I'm already here, I might as well put up a new word definition;
beefcake
adj., noun
noun: little man who sells Tiger biscuits, preferbly those chocolate flavoured ones.
adj.: really really bad looking person, like having ears on the head. No, not playboy.
e.g: Stop being such a beefcake by getting rid of those biscuits!
It wasnt my idea! No, really!
Mood: Half-sober
Music: Rivulets & Violets - I hate you dearly
